Archive for the ‘Ruminations’ Category

David Bowie: Cultural Vanguard

Monday, January 11th, 2016

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The iconic singer’s biggest contribution was not entertainment but pushing social acceptance

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David Bowie died over the weekend and while many will merely remember him as a wildly successful pop singer, his bigger contribution was promoting acceptance of all people.

In the 1970s, after the convulsive 1960s, the World War II generation and those who came of age in the 1960s were still entrenched in deep cultural disagreement, albeit much more quietly.

Homosexuality was clearly one of those topics that was to be ignored and rejected according to the older generation and even the children of the ’60s didn’t embrace the acceptance of gay people.

As many musicians do, David Bowie promoted social themes, one of which was the acceptance of people no matter how out of the mainstream they may seem

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Mr. Bowie led what was labelled the glam rock movement which was characterized by male performers wearing exaggeratedly flamboyant clothes and makeup. There was no missing the underlying as well as overt tones of the alternative lifestyle and its people.

By becoming famous and mainstream with his breakout album The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars, he showed that not only could what was considered abnormal be acceptable, it could also be celebrated.

This, coupled with the Stonewall Riots a few years earlier that was the birth of the modern gay movement, laid the groundwork for the ultimate acceptance of homosexuals as well as others.

While his music is not what this writer would ordinarily listen to, his social effects are greatly appreciated.

-I.M. Windee

Santa Flies into the Liberal State: Rudolph’s Big Carbon Footprint

Tuesday, December 15th, 2015

THE FOLLOWING IS UPDATED AND PUBLISHED EVERY CHRISTMAS

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North Pole (AP [Arctic Press]) – In what can best be described as one of Santa Claus’ worst weeks ever, the corporate conglomerate better known as  Kris Kringle Inc. (“KKI”) was on the receiving end of the wrath of the Obama Administration, Occupy Wall Street, congressional Democrats, organized labor and feminists.

On Monday morning, the Department of Justice led the charge by filing a suit in federal court alleging that KKI was, in fact, a monopoly. Attorney General Loretta Lynch took the reins (pardon the pun) and held a press conference explaining the action. ”One of the greatest threats to our economy is the erosion of free competition in our markets,” said Ms. Lynch. “And no one best exemplifies a lack of free competition better than Santa Claus and his corporate behemoth, Kris Kringle Inc. Think about it, is there any other entity out there that rides around the world on Christmas Eve and provides gifts to children? The answer is a resounding “NO!” And given that he does not charge anything for such gifts, we are looking into anti-dumping violations especially as we believe that some of his toys were not produced by his elves but in China.”


Kris Kringle: terrorist or worse, male chauvinist?

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The day only got worse as Monday afternoon saw the Environmental Protection Agency seek a court injunction against Mr. Claus’ Christmas Eve run. Apparently, the team of reindeer are considered “ruminant livestock” that are capable of producing tons of methane gas that contribute to global warming. In a press conference, EPA Administrator Gina McCarthy said that global warming should not be a partisan issue and that all thinking people, who care about Mother Earth, should be against Rudolph and his methane-emitting co-conspirators (Afterwards, she admitted [off the record] that EPA press conferences emit more hot air into the atmosphere than do the other alleged sources).

Rounding out the Monday barrage, President Obama held an impromptu news conference and wondered aloud if Mr. Claus was paying “his fair share” in taxes. He then went on to say that to show his seriousness in the war on terror and ease public fear, he was going to have a squadron of F-16s escort Mr. Claus in his sled as he flew over the United States given that Santa is on the Homeland Security Terrorist Watch List.

Tuesday turned out to be no better as members of congress got into the fracas. In Mr. Claus, they found their pigeon…err…man. Senator Schumer of New York thundered “Santa has to decide whether he is for the middle class or against it! George W. Bush, too! And throw in Richard Nixon for good measure.” Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi suggested that Santa’s operation may fall under financial services regulations and, if not, vowed to pass legislation so that it would be, until she remembered it was no longer 2010 and that she was no longer Speaker of the House.

Wednesday continued Mr. Claus’ lousy streak: Occupy Wall Street unearthed itself and got into the fray as only they can: “Occupy North Pole.” Actually, they could not get up there due to logistics and the fact that there are no Starbucks nor bodegas at the top of the world. But they were there in spirit, protesting, and held “virtual sit-ins” smack dab at the North Pole. Impressive. And their message was clear as a frozen bell: Mr. Claus is worse than the 1% as he is the only one in his class. “ELITIST!!” they whined.

Thursday saw the leadership at the New Jersey Education Association assert that the fall of Santa shows how wrong Governor Chris Christie’s policies are. When pressed, they could not elaborate.

Then National Organization for Women president Terry O’Neill asserted that Santa Claus could well be a male chauvinist as he keeps Mrs. Claus home to bake cookies, knit sweaters and maintain the home. Ms. O’Neill said an intervention is planned to rescue Mrs. Claus from “the surly bonds of 1950s male domination.”

Finally, on Friday, Richard Trumka, AFL-CIO President, pointed out that Santa’s elves are not unionized and thus likely exploited. He went on to say “and to my fellow worker elves, we are with you, we feel your pain whether it exists or not, and UNION YES!!”

Sensing potential political downside to this onslaught on a Christmas icon, the Obama administration held a joint press conference with Department of Labor Secretary Thomas Perez and Department of Energy Secretary Ernest Moniz. Secretary Moniz reassured Mr. Claus that if KKI had to abandon its “core business model” (he looked confused when he used such term), the Energy Department would help him get into the alternative energy industry. As if on cue, Secretary Perez urged congress for extended unemployment benefits legislation. But he went on to implicitly threaten Mr. Claus by saying that in the spirit of transparency, his operation would have to set up a website similar to ObamaCare’s. That caused a chill in the North Pole, no doubt.

Mr. Claus could not be reached for comment but reports say he was huddling with a team of lawyers planning his next moves.

-I.M. Windee

Disgruntled Reporter Control?

Wednesday, August 26th, 2015

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Another maniac, and not the gun, commits senseless violence

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Today a gunman killed a reporter and photographer during a live television broadcast at a shopping center in Moneta, Virginia.

The suspect, a disgruntled former employee of the station, shot himself hours later, and is in “very critical condition” as of this writing.

The gunman has been described by a station manager as someone who was angry and unstable during his employment at the station, which fits well with his actions.

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Bryce Williams joins the pantheon of murderous monsters that includes James Holmes and Charles Manson

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As the barbarity was committed with a gun, the inevitable calls for heightened gun control will bellow out of the usual precincts.

But whether Mr. Williams shot his victims with a gun or bludgeoned them to death with an egg-beater, this was someone who was going to do harm no matter what means he had at his disposal.

It should also be noted that today, while Mr. Williams committed this atrocity, tens if not hundreds of thousands of people appropriately fired a gun while hunting, on a gun range or on some other acceptable venue.

Thus, today’s event was not an indictment of guns but yet another reminder that there is evil and mental illness out there that must be dealt with as best possible, realizing that some tragedies are unavoidable.

-I.M. Windee

Batman Dies…..

Friday, August 21st, 2015

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…..Long Live Batman!!!!

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Lenny Robinson, a Maryland man who spent his free time visiting sick kids while dressed as the Caped Crusader, died after being struck by a car on Sunday night. Robinson, who was 51, had pulled over to the side of a highway after his vehicle—a customized Batmobile—suffered engine trouble.

Lenny Robinson was a real-life caped crusader of the finest kind; may there be many more to replace him

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Robinson gained national fame in 2012, after a video of him getting pulled over by police while in character went viral. (He’d forgotten to replace his Batmobile’s fake plates with the real ones while driving, and jovially posed for pictures with the officers after the matter was cleared up.)

Working with the Washington-based Hope For Henry Foundation (http://www.hopeforhenry.org/), Robinson spent 13 years and apparently hundreds of thousands of dollars acting as Batman, visiting hospitals around the country, giving gifts to sick children and doling out gravel-voiced inspiration. He also volunteered for regular functions at his local firehouse, library, and basically anywhere else someone in a Batman suit could be expected to show up and make kids smile.

Mr. Robinson could have easily just cut a check to the Hope For Henry Foundation and sat poolside forgetting about a cause he just supported, like so many of us do (this writer being Exhibit A). But he took it upon himself to reach out to and visit kids who were ill, which is wrenching.

Let us hope that there will be other Batwomen and Batmen to replace Mr. Robinson and it’s safe to say that if there is a Bat Heaven, Mr. Robinson is there.

-I.M. Windee

Dear Hillary: I Believe You!!‏

Thursday, August 20th, 2015

Dear Hillary:

I believe you!!

Really.

Yes, I know I’m a lifelong Conservative and critic of you and your husband since the early 90′s, but this kerfuffle over using a private e-mail server while Secretary of State has finally convinced me that there is what you aptly pointed out: a vast right-wing conspiracy. And I’m ashamed to say that I was (unknowingly) a part of it.

But I can explain why: it was the perception of scandals (btw: Wikipedia has a page entitled “Clinton administration controversies” that cover 46 of them; I never woulda thought Wiki to be a part of the conspiracy. Do you think they have a server dedicated just to this?).

Hillary Clinton is an unjustly maligned public servant with bad judgment, not bad ethics

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And I don’t mean the controversies that happened before you and Bill entered the White House. I never once dis-believed that you had a talent at commodities trading and were able to turn $1,000 into $100,000 in a short period of time. And instead of becoming richer than Bill Gates by continuing to do such, you selflessly chose public service. All for the ingratitude of accusations of impropriety by those right-wingers.

It also didn’t mean much to  me regarding your defense of your husband on 60 Minutes about those scurrilous (but ultimately true) allegations of your husband’s philandering. That’s between you and your husband (and his mistresses).

Whitewater? The Feds never laid a glove on you and as you know (and live by) the old saying, “it’s not illegal unless you’re caught.”

What first got me into the feeding frenzy was what happened once you were in the White House. I don’t have enough time (life expectancy constraints) to outline it all but what aroused my suspicions were things like the FBI files controversy in which 500 files on Republicans suddenly showed up in the White House as well as the travel office controversy in which you fired employees and brought in your own.

But I was wrong and please forgive me. I realize now that it was not unethical motivation but just plain old bad judgment.

Yet therein lies why you should not run.

I know that you were just using your own server as Secretary of State in order to give State’s IT department one less thing to worry about (I haven’t heard you forward that rationale but suggest you add it to the list of reasons). Yet doing such makes even the a-political, non-cynic think that there were less noble reasons for doing such.

You don’t deserve this kind of grief and that’s all you’d get as President for all of your inevitable future misjudgments. Why endure it in your Golden Years? So spare yourself (and the country) from it all and enjoy an early retirement; you more than earned it.

One last thing  as I don’t write to you that often: having been on the staff of a congressional committee looking into Watergate, has your opinion of President Nixon changed since then?

-I.M. Windee

Going Greek

Tuesday, July 21st, 2015

“Going Greek,” long associated with discomfort of a certain kind, has expanded in its scope.

Now, creditors of the Greek government (bond buyers), have faced several delays in repayment of Greek debt as well as re-negotiation of terms less favorable to them.

In short, the Greeks have their creditors bent over a barrel, so to speak.

Was the Greek God Zeus and unbridled Socialist?

Was the Greek God Zeus an unbridled Socialist?

This has been the result of spendthrift ways including generous pensions and work rules that stifle the Greek economy resulting in inadequate growth, when growth even occurs. This model is not contained to Greece but parts of Europe as well as many states in the U.S.

So the next time someone offers to sell you a Greek bond, opt for the Brooklyn Bridge, instead.

And don’t Go Greek.

-I.M. Windee

Reflections From Another Tax Season

Tuesday, April 14th, 2015

THE FOLLOWING IS UPDATED AND PUBLISHED EVERY APRIL 15

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An accountant recalls (non) Kodak moments from another tax season

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As another tax busy season slogs to a close, some memories:

  • “Why must I give you the same forms that I gave you last year? Can’t you just use those?”
  • (the wife on March 20) “I booked our vacation for April 1-7; we got a great rate!”
  • (a client on March 25) “I want to thank you for the great job on my taxes. How about dinner the first week of April?”
  • “Why must I pay? I don’t like what the government does with my money!”

Recounting another tax season

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  • Some clients you must gently warn of the potential downsides to aggressive tax positions; others you must read the federal sentencing guidelines to.
  • To the client who generously gave $20,000 of non-cash donations in the form of various household items: “Your New Jersey return shows a refund, would you like to donate to any of the charitable causes listed on it?” The answer is predictable.
  • (the client from March 25 above) “I haven’t heard from you. May I presume Friday night, April 1?”
  • “Is there a box I may check on the return that switches me from Liberal to Conservative so I may pay less? Those wild-eyed Conservatives are starting to look more reasonable.”
  • (client) “My taxes this year should be easy as there’s not much to report: most of my income was paid in cash.”
  • (client) “It’s so stressful trying to get my papers to you. How do you do it?”
  • When a partner tells you that you’re not paying for yourself when you work 50 hours a week and are billed out at 3 times what you are paid, you feel like the $4 candy bar that hotels claim they lose money on
  • (the wife) “I don’t care what time of the year it is! The fertilizer must be laid down no later than April 14!”
  • Client: “Did you e-file my returns yet?” IMW: “No, did you send back authorization to do so?” Client: “No, but why didn’t you e-file my returns yet?”
  • (an accounting firm partner calling on the phone) “I’m looking at line 17 of Schedule E of the Smith return. How did you get to that amount?!?…..What do you mean you can’t recall?!?….YOU PREPARED THE RETURN ONLY 2 MONTHS AGO!…..You want to refresh your memory?!?…..What do you think this is, the courtroom?!?…..I think you’re suffering from memory loss!”
  • “Thanks for doing our taxes again this year. When you get a chance, could you look into why you sent us a bill last year?”
  • “No, I paid the balance from last year, but did not pay any of the “estimated” tax vouchers. Is that an issue?  I figured that was only a suggestion.”
  • A tax manager should remember that there’s a reviewer checklist to be strictly followed and adhered to when reviewing a staff-prepared return and that such list should be discarded when reviewing a return prepared by a partner. How could a partner be wrong?
  • (client) “I got the tax returns you prepared for me but the return I drafted on TurboTax not only produced a lower tax but no tax at all…”
  • “I know I owed money from last year that you said would be offset against this year’s refund but I don’t understand why they took my refund this year? Would you explain it to me for the 17th time?”
  • (the memory loss partner) “Look, we encourage good health but why are you going to the doctor during tax season?!?…….Do you see me going?!?….Can’t you wait until April 15?!?……You should have stopped coughing up blood by then and you’ll save the co-pay!”
  • “Great to see you again, Mr. Windee. Seems like only a year ago we spoke.”
  • “Hi Mr. Windee. I received my w-2s today. I have no idea what the next step is with them. Could you let me know what I do?”
  • [an accounting firm partner]: “What happened with the Widget Corporation return??!!?? It was a 20-hour job that I priced at 10 hours and budgeted to do in 5 yet you put 7 hours in on it!!!! Where’s the 2 hours over budget gonna come from??!!?? Your paycheck??!!??”
  • “Wow! The way you just explained my return to me makes it sound so simple! I’m good at math. Maybe I should try doing my returns myself.”
  • (the client from March 25 above) “I figured it out; you’re on a diet and don’t want to eat out. How about a Yankees game on April 13? It’s against the Orioles, a great rivalry!”
  • “Why do I have to make a payment when my neighbor doesn’t?”
  • (the wife on April 12) “I don’t care about your silly client meeting at 6 pm. You tell your client that every Friday night is pizza night with the family and you must be home early. Besides, your top client will understand, trust me.”
  • “If I only supported the Iraq war but not Afghanistan, may I get a reduction on my taxes?”
  • [that accounting firm partner in a voicemail]: “Where are you? You may have 3 inches of snow where you live but there’s no snow here at the office! And I hear it’s 78 degrees and sunny in Hawaii. How can you not drive when it’s 78 degrees and sunny??!!??”
  • “WHAT DO YOU MEAN I OWE??!!?? I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GOOD ACCOUNTANT!!”
  • Starting in late March, my firm has a shoot-to-wound policy: any tax professional who strays too far from the building receives a leg shot that allows them to keep functioning in front of a keyboard……..at least until April 15.
  • (the client from March 25 above) “I’m disappointed having not heard from you and it’s mid-April. I’ll give you one last chance: how about snowboarding the first week of July?”

-I.M. Windee

A Vulcan’s Logic

Friday, February 27th, 2015

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Leonard Nimoy (1931-2015)

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“[People] recognize in themselves this wish that they could be logical and avoid the pain of anger and confrontation…………How many times have we come away from an argument wishing we had said and done something different?”

-Leonard Nimoy in a 1995 interview

Prolonged Power Ultimately Corrupts

Friday, February 13th, 2015

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The resignation of Oregon’s governor is the latest example that de facto lifetime tenure for a politician is a bad idea

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Lord Acton observed that “absolute power corrupts absolutely.” A corollary to such would be that prolonged power corrupts ultimately.

Such was proven yet again today when Oregon Gov. John Kitzhaber resigned, giving in to mounting pressure to abandon his office amid suspicions that his fiancée used her relationship with him to land contracts for her green-energy consulting business.

In a lengthy statement, the state’s longest-serving chief executive insisted he broke no laws. He said the resignation would be effective Wednesday.

The announcement is a stunning fall from grace for a politician who left the governor’s office in 2003 after 2 terms as governor and then mounted a comeback in 2010 and won back his old job as well as re-election in 2014 for a fourth gubernatorial term.

Governor Kitzhaber’s prolonged tenure built up an immunity to knowing right from wrong

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A Liberal in a Liberal state, no one would argue that he was not a dedicated and honest public servant in his first tranche of governorship. But ultimately he lost his way as perhaps he was in the office for so long that he became insulated from and immune to the ethical strictures of a public servant.

There’s a lesson here for voters.

History is replete with politicians who would not let go of office either because of ego or the honest belief that the government and society they served would collapse without their sage participation. Yet there has never been a politician where such has been true. And the longer they stay in office, the higher the chance that they will get into trouble, especially as they feel they are acting with impunity given multiple election victories and a sense of mandate for anything they do from the voters.

From George Washington stepping down after 2 Presidential terms at the birth of this republic to Ronald Reagan’s departure as the Cold War was winding down to Mario Cuomo’s defeat in his bid for a fourth term as governor of the Empire State, the republic, or the mini-republics as states are, always find a way to plod on and even do better with an infusion of new people with fresh ideas.

Whether Republican or Democrat, Conservative or Liberal, no politician is indispensable, even if valuable.

Such dispensability rings true especially as government has been failing more often than ever before. As the manager of the losing baseball team said in defending the trade of their star player, “we lost with him, we can lose without him.”

-I.M. Windee

Mayor de Blasio Discovers “Run-and-Gun Situations”

Wednesday, January 28th, 2015

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Maybe mayors are as human as police

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In defending his decision to virtually shut down NYC Monday night from what was predicted as an impending blizzard, Mayor de Blasio said “Look, it’s a run-and-gun situation,” meaning that he was working in a highly compressed timetable and had to make spur-of-the moment decisions that could mean life or death for people affected. Kinda sounds like a typical NYC cop’s day.

No reasonable person (which is about 1/2 of Gothams’s population on a good day) could fault him or Gov. Cuomo for taking precautions especially given the dire forecasts that he received from the weather service.

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has discovered that some jobs require quick decisions that may not be correct in hindsight

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But Mr. de Blasio is now on the wrong end of the lynch-mob atmosphere that he has helped to whip up, if not create, with his positons on the police and the rich, amongst other quarry he’s gone after.

Perhaps he can empathize a bit more with the police the next time they face a “run-and-gun situation” that doesn’t have a happy ending.

-I.M. Windee