Archive for the ‘Letters’ Category

Letters, Oh We Get Letters!

Saturday, July 20th, 2013

*****************************************************************************

I.M. Windee gives as good as he takes

*****************************************************************************

Dear Mr. Windee-

Forgive me for saying such, but someone must: you are a windbag of the highest order.

You claim to have an answer for everything from taxes to government to the war on terror yet all you do is pontificate, if not bloviate.

You are an Archie Bunker, albeit with polish.

If you’re so damned smart, why does no one listen to you? Yes, I happen to know you have a readership that can be counted on 2 hands.

Why don’t you get with the program and join the 21st century? Your deep thoughts and consciousness are so last millennium (whatever that means).

Come off your high horse and join the twitter world.

-I.M. Windee

 

I.M. Windee doesn’t hold punches, including with himself

_________________________________

 [RESPONSE TO LETTER ABOVE]

Dear Mr. Windee-

First, thanks for reading my pieces and thus being part of what you point out is a very exclusive club.

Second, drop dead.

Warm Wishes,

-I.M. Windee