Nutritional Priorities
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I.M. Windee was tasked with bringing home provisions for the family and he delivered…for the junk-food industry
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Are cheese doodles a vegetable just like ketchup?
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Recently, I.M. Windee was tasked with filling the family cupboard. The following is a list of foods that is a good cross-section of what he brought back:
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cheese doodles
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Munch-N-Crunch
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cheese doodles (Jalapeno-flavored)
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Ring-Dings
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Twinkies
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Ring-Dings (Jalapeno-flavored)
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Cracker Jax (in case the Munch-N-Crunch didn’t hack it)
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Jalapeno cheese (in case the Jalapeno-flavored cheese doodles and Ring-Dings didn’t hack it)
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Kaeopectate (barbecue-flavored)
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Slim Jims (inferno-flavored; must be at least 18 and legal release needs to be signed to purchase these)
Windee’s wife has since determined that he will no longer be in charge of such responsibility.
You can take the bachelor out of bachelorhood but not the bachelor out of the husband.
-I.M. Windee
