MISSION: TRUMP
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Good morning, Republican/Independent Voters (“RIVs”):
The major parties have inflicted an unprecedented bad choice on the electorate for the 2016 presidential race.
On the Democrat side is someone who the late William Saffire once dubbed, along with her husband and former president, a “congenital liar”: Hillary Clinton (Photo 1).
Photo 1
Urgency and life-expectancy constraints don’t allow a listing of even major borderline-felony acts over the last 30 years committed by the 2, but for illustration, her latest known ethical dereliction was compromising national secrets in her e-mails, while Secretary of State, to foreign governments with interests adverse to the U.S. so that she could circumvent government disclosure laws. Of course, she downplays such and, compared to what she could do in the Oval Office, this could turn out to be one of her smaller improprieties. And her commitment to continue President Obama’s low-growth and dangerous foreign policies would only add to the havoc she would create.
Representing the Republicans is the mercurial and intemperate Donald Trump (Photo 2).
Photo 2
He has been charitably described as a bombastic megalomaniac completely unknowing in world affairs, amongst other areas, and too intellectually uncurious to learn. For a period after as well as before his nomination as Republican candidate in July, he verbally-vomited on himself and detonated rhetorical suicide-vests on a near-daily basis which rightly made people question if he had the mindset and demeanor to be president. Fighting with a gold-star family is one of many examples (although intelligence indicates that he wanted to chastise a quadriplegic, who angered him in grade school, in person at a rally recently but chose not to so perhaps this was a turning point in the campaign for him to exercise discretion). In the last several weeks, he has been more even-keeled and staying on focus of issues that matter to voters and this country (our inside sources say a combination of re-calibrated medication and daily ego massages have toned him into a semi-lucid condition).
Your mission, RIVs, should you decide to accept it, is to end 8 years of hyper-liberal governance and terminate the Clinton’s multi-decade run of self-serving power acquisition obtained through a toxic combination of public office-holding and private interests and place what some have labelled “the Grifters” into permanent retirement once and for all by voting for Mr. Trump.
This endeavor will not be easy as it will require a high level of intestinal fortitude and the suppression of good values. In short, you will be choosing the least abysmal candidate.
Of course, whether Mr. Trump wins or loses, you can disavow ever voting for him.
Regardless of who is elected, this country could self-destruct 6 months into either of their terms.
Goodbye RIVs……..and good luck.
-I.M. Windee
